Thursday, January 19, 2006

Why are blacks loyal to the Democratic party?

I laid out the reasons here, but I thought that I would add a few more.

1. The Democrats have promised to make our wildest dreams come true. And then this nerdy white kid did some badass dancing.

2. Democrats give us free money.

3. Democrats say nice things about us, and they know that racism is to blame for everything.

4. If we can't blame rich white Republicans for our problems, who can we blame?

5. The Democratic Party is truly the party of diversity. In fact, senator Robert Byrd even knows some "white niggers."

6. I wrote this:

The Democratic Party isn't the home of people like Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly,
Pat Robertson and others.

and I stand by it. I can't think of a single Republican who ever did anything for black people. It's not like they freed the slaves or something.

7. The Republicans hypocritically oppose affirmative action while promoting Colin Powell and Condi Rice to positions of power.

8. Everyone else is doing it.

9. Republicans think that you can get rich without making someone else poor. Democrats know this to be untrue, and try to transfer some wealth over this way.

10. Republicans just ignore slavery even though it only ended 140 years ago.

And to all of you out there who have attempted to label me a hypocrite and a racist for simultaneously holding the belief that race has nothing to do with intelligence or ideology, and that it's ok that 90%+ of blacks vote as a block, you are beyond the pale.

I keep telling you, black people cannot be racists.


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